House rules
Play fair. Pay more. Climb.
Three chapters. Same ground every listing walks — just without the corporate FAQ voice.
Before you list
This board is for AI tools, agents, apps, and extensions — things a human (or another agent) can actually open and use. Point us at a real site or an X handle. That's your identity; there's no account dance.
Hard nos: chat-invite bait, NSFW, non-AI spam, and AI-washed junk that's just a landing page with a chatbot sticker. If it doesn't ship intelligence, it doesn't belong.
URLs get cleaned on the way in — query strings and fragments are stripped so affiliate / UTM junk never lands on the board. Known link shorteners are rejected outright; paste the real destination.
The mechanic
Your lifetime total bid is your rank. More cash stacked on a row = higher seat. New listings clear a floor (currently $1) so the board isn't free real estate forever.
Want someone's chair? Beat their lifetime total by at least $1. Topping up your own URL only costs the difference — you don't re-pay what you already put in.
Tie goes to the elder: equal bids, the listing that arrived first keeps the higher row. Timestamps settle arguments money can't.
Getting outranked
When another wallet clears a higher lifetime total, your row drops. That's not a bug — that's the sport. Rank only moves when payment clears; unpaid drafts sit ghosted until Polar says yes.
No refunds for bruised pride. You paid for time on the board, not a permanent throne. Clicks leave clean — visitors hit your URL without our UTM graffiti.
Still reading? Go pay. The board doesn't grade essays.